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Post by Cooperkhan on Sept 5, 2005 17:07:51 GMT -6
I thought maybe we could have a thread with random stories, info ,etc. stuff that doesn't really fit anywhere else. Some forums have a seperate section for this but I thought why do that and clutter things up. We can just make this thread a sticky and put everything here!
So, post stories or anything else interesting, funny, etc. You can reply to what people post or just start talking about a new subject. Just try to make most posts fairly constructive and not too spammy, i.e. random words, smilies, etc.
Have fun!
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Post by Druid-=DK1=- on Sept 5, 2005 21:45:37 GMT -6
haha, im 1st up, so here si my storey on how i should not be living today, or y i should be metally handicapped:
was Nov 7 2001, i was on my home from a buddies house, we were riding ATV's on his track. i was going to cut through some fields to avoid the road but i noticed my 1 tire was low, so i decided to take the road. i was maybe 3mins away from my house and i was riding on the right side of the road, half on half off, just for safet precautions. (this info all comes from the sheriff and my my friends told me who saw it happen) Some guy was come the other direction doing about 10mph, and just as he has about to go by me, he came left of center, WAY left. i slammed mt breaks and turned sideways to try to avoid the accident, that failed. I hit him head on doing 55mph, no helmet on or saftey gear. Upon impact i broke my right femmer bone( a very hard bone to break) and i shattered his windsheild with the left side of my face, breaking my face and filing it with glass shards. the force of the impact sent my flying 15ft in the air and 35 ft away from the accident up hill. when i hit the road, my bottom set of teeth went through my bottom lip, and from the impact and me hitting the road i also suffered internal bleeding. i was life flighted to the hospital in Columbus, were i was immedeatly sent to surgey. were they put a metal rod in my right leg from my knee up to my hip. i was in a comma for 2wks. and for the first week and a half my sings of me living though the accident was very slim. but come the last few days, my vital sings jump, and i started my way back to a healthy recovery. and i just have to say that God, and my grandpa were there watching over me, and after that accident, im very happy to be alve and i try to live my life to the fullest now
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Post by Zeus-DK1- on Sept 5, 2005 22:07:36 GMT -6
alrighty heres a few redneck storys... was hunting 1 year it was nighttime i was under a tree, i heard something coming up thru the woods, it layed right in my lap... was scared to death did not move a intch till morning... ended up being a dog... was in the kiamanchi mountains, first year i ever went hunting... dad went by himself 1 day i stayed at camp... i was 7, got the idea to go look for him... got chased by a bear and lived to tell about it... lastyear a guy i go hunting with told me go in a certin part of woods. i did... i got lost big time... next morning he told me go same spot at 4:am in morning. pitch black, i was like forget u... so when they got out of sight i went sleep in a meadow... eventually went to woods, went back sleep... woke up in nothing but fog... was lost for 5 hours... belive i once saw big foot... was hunting 1 year with a police officer who works with my dad and my dads a detective... anyways this is a fat man... he got idea to rope his leg and throw other side over a tree... he did.... he fell backwards was upside down for about 30 mins... i eventually made my way thru the woods and saw him... But... i could not make out what this big thing was hanging from a tree upside down... i looked at it for a good 15 mins before i decided go see what it was... was a cold early morning... still night outside... went to my treestand then heard something underneth me... got my flashlight and all i saw was yellow glowing eyes... i shot... next morning it was a bobcat... almost simular to last story but i was in treestand and heard a bobcat or cougar-mountain lion something screme... scared crap out of me... 10 mins later i heard something under my stand... i had no flashlight... daylight arrived i looked under my stand to see my dads police friend under my stand... i wishpered... joe... what r u doing... he said... dident u hear that loud noise, i was like yea... well he said it sounded like it was right behind me and i ran like hell lol... best day i ever went hunting... it was morning... it was before i started beliving in god... i did belive a little... had a long season of nothing this was 2 years ago... i prayed to god plz let me get a deer... i feel asleep... then i dont know how long later but i just felt something tell me to wake up... i did... i looked to my right and saw 3 deer... so i waited.... they disapeared my dad was by me... he looked at me i pointed in that direction... he looked. almsot like 10 secs later big buck to my right... i turned and shot... scared my dad to death lol... anyways got my first buck... 9 point... i got many more storys but i guess last story i shall tell is yesterday i got trampeld by a sheep... if u got 2 sheep 1 male 1 female never take the female out and let friend walk it while u feed the other... they will just go crazy... peace mates
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Post by Cooperkhan on Sept 5, 2005 23:36:57 GMT -6
Gene Snitsky attacked Big Show, knocked the crap out of him then ran and got the steel ring bell, clocked Big Show in the head with it and then after Big Show fell down he smashed him in the head with it again. Then he put one foot on big show, flexed his arms and growled.
Gotta love the Snitsky.
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Post by Zeus-DK1- on Sept 6, 2005 6:13:28 GMT -6
what in heck r u talking about lol ?
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Post by toXic on Sept 6, 2005 10:20:07 GMT -6
WWE..... Anyway, when i was a baby, I died 3 times....... I couldnt breath on my own, and sometimes i just stopped breathing. So yea fun times.
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Post by Echo on Sept 7, 2005 11:35:55 GMT -6
One time, at band camp........... But seriously, in my first year at college, I guess my first month at college, my roommates and I were sitting in our apartment and the power just shut off. The whole campus went black. We wandered into the hallway where everyone else was standing with flashlights. Some girls 2 doors down from us were playing a board game in the middle of the hallway with flashlights pointed all around it. So, to get to the story, my roommate Cole and I decided now would be a good time to make an impression on everyone. So, we snuck downstairs, it was a 3 story building, stripped down to what our party-suits, and ran threw the first floor, up the stairs, through the second floor, up the stairs, and through the third floor, all the way yelling, "EXCUSE ME!!" and hurdling the girls playing the board game. It was a crazy time. Flashlight beams were swinging all over the place and people were screaming and yelling. Wow, good times, good times.
Let's see, about a week ago my friends, Davin and Kirk, and I bought those plastic lightsabers from Walmart. The ones that extend when you swing them out. Anyway, about two night ago Davin was playing Stronghold at the computer and Kirk and I were poking at him with our lightsabers. Davin was trying to play and swing his lightsaber at us at the same time. It was all good fun. We were giggling like little girls. So, Davin ends up swinging his lightsaber and hitting me in the knee pretty hard. So, naturally, I have to get even. So, I swung really hard and hit his lightsaber....... and probably his hand. That's when things went from fun to......serious. He jumps out of his chair and looks PO'ed. So, we started swinging at each other with both hands. And holy man you should have heard how it sounded when we hit each other. We both had our shirts off because it was like 90 degrees in our house. So, the lightsabers made that slapping noise that makes you cringe. It sounded like the lightsabers were snapping in half. Eventually I faked low and hit him really really really hard on the bare arm, it was like an instant bruise. He asked for a ruce and that was the end of the great battle between the Anakin and Obi-wan. Except this time Anakin was victorious!!!! We both ended up pretty banged up. I had the biggest welt ever on my back and shoulder and he had one on his arm, thigh, and ribs. Wow, good times, good times.
Another good story happened last wednesday. We had a little shindig at our house and things got carried away. Ended up being a little over 70 people there on the final count. Anyway, police show up and everyone runs. I pulled my wits together and walked downstairs, told a couple people to follow me, popped the screen out of my friend Davin's window, and climbed out to safety. Now I somehow met another one of my friends, Dustin, behind our garage where there was a toolshed I didn't even know we had. So, the logical thing was to hide in the toolshed until we knew the cops were gone. We heard one of my friends, Davin, probably the most intoxicated, yell, "WHY DON'T YOU GO EAT A DONUT!!!!" to the police. Anyway, we hid in the shed but we got anxious and our fun-loving spirits got the best of us. So, we got out of the shed and started climbing fences. By the time my friend Kirk called us to tell us the cops were gone we had jumped fences 7 backyards away from our house. Come to find out Davin ended up about 8 blocks from our house, passed out in someone's yard with his pants down. Wow, good times, good times.
I have so many more fun stories to tell you but I must get going. Even mother goose has business outside of story-telling. I will have more for you later. Oh, good news I am going to call the cable company and get them to hook up cable internet at our house. Should have it with in a week. ;D So Ghetto get ready to lose that title PUNK!!.
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Post by ghetto on Sept 8, 2005 21:51:19 GMT -6
*Sniff* *Sniff*... Do I smell a challenge? Oh.. no, it's just Holic, nevermind. Haha, you'll have to worry about more than me to take my title Echo Echo Echo (get it? bet you've never heard that one before). I almost got eliminated w/ 4 people to go (Coop, Holic, Dingus and I)... definitely don't have a lock on this title, it was rough to retain last time and I know Coop is gonna be after it again after being runner-up twice in a row. Would've had it if my plans hadn't changed at the last minute and I could make it to the challenge, haha But you are more than welcome to try Just don't get caught payin attention to me and get whooped by everyone else
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Post by Cooperkhan on Sept 8, 2005 23:33:34 GMT -6
Dingus? LOL, poor Dingo, first I was accidentally typing "Dongo" and now Ghetto has "Dingus" LOL! P.S. Glad you'll be around shooting me more Echo,
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Post by ASOKHAN~DK1~ on Sept 9, 2005 8:55:20 GMT -6
LOL! LOL! LOL! DINGUS!!!!! COREY=DINGUS! lol
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Post by Cooperkhan on Sept 9, 2005 11:53:44 GMT -6
When we first started Death Khan One in January 2004 the 6 founding members (coop, dingo, jopnick, midwife, kiowa, otto) got together in a YIM voice conference to organize things. Novaworld was down that night and we didn't know anything about DF Faves so we didnt use it to play, we just had to settle for an organizational conference even though we had wanted to hold tryouts. It was a great conference, talked about a lot of funny stuff. One thing we had to do is come up with a name for the squad. My name had always been "CooperKhan" and some of the other guys were putting "khan" on the end of there name. i.e. "KiowaKhan" etc. So, we had been talking about nuclear weapons and such, since Jopnick is a nuke freak, lol, and Kiowa actually came up with the name for our squad. DEFCON 1 means "defense condition one" and is a military readiness code for firing nuclear weapons. If the U.S. is at DEFCON 1 we are about to launch nukes. Kiowa took that and made a play on words and said "How about Death Khan One?" we were all amazed and loved it. Before that we had considered being the "Clan of Khan" but then we realized how the tags looked......CoK. If you don't understand then just say the tags out loud as if they were a word and then you will, lol. We decided maybe that wasn't the best choice.
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Post by ghetto on Sept 9, 2005 13:51:41 GMT -6
Haha... I never would have joined a CoK squad
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Post by Cooperkhan on Sept 16, 2005 4:26:13 GMT -6
Well this week has been sort of "tough" I guess you could say. I've had to work a boatload, my truck has been broken down all week, thought it was the battery, got a new one and it started, then the altenator started sqwaking so I replaced it, and then it wouldn't start at all, have to work overnight this weekend, anyway I have had almost no time to be online except extremely late at night the past three days, which hasn't been fun missing out on gaming with my homies Hopefully I'll get the truck fixed tommorrow and have that problem out of the way. Anyway I'm ready to "lock and load" this weekend, so let's cause some destruction! I got a laptop! Ordered it off Ebay for a great price. It's a really nice and up to date pc and I got it for an unbelievable price, and it's fully capable of playing DF2, in fact, I already hve it installed! It will be great for the weekends I have to work overnight, I'll be able to easily bring it along. I just have to get a USB or wireless mouse for it, the laptop mouse is not gaming friendly, lol. Also, it was supposed to come with a network card for connecting to cable/dsl, but they didn't send it so they have been emailed and will hopefully send it soon. It has a dialup modem so it's good to go there. Now Melissa and I can booth play at her place (will have to get a router) and I can also have 3 pc's up at my place at the same time. I'll probably also use it at Mel's place to host another server for us when I'm not needing it for other things, so that will be nice. Only thing I haven't figured out is that when I play DF2 it doesn't fill the whole screen, it is the size of the window if you play DF2 in window mode, but it's not windowed. It's kinda small to play like that, and it didn't come with a instruction manual so I haven't figured out how to change that. Does anyone know how?
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Post by Melissakhan on Sept 23, 2005 7:57:27 GMT -6
Sorry I dont have any near death stories but I almost got kidnapped a couple times when I lived back in cali. One time I was walking to a friends I was like 13 or 14 and this guy in a truck drove by me and he had a distinctive look that kinda creeped me out. Then I was up another couple blocks and he drove by again just staring at me.So I keep going but im like okay I gotta get to B's house. I go up the street next to hers and the guy is like just parked on the street looking at me so I am like wtc I keep walking and I get to her house. So I tell her what happened.. forget about it and just chill or whatever. Well when I was thinking about heading back home I was like wait a minute I am freaked out so she being my best friend walked with me ( I was gonna have my mom drive her home) We skip the main road and go down the alley behind her house .. almost down the ally we see his truck go across the road. Then we are like woah.. we get about a block from my house and turn to my street and the truck comes fast and screeches to a halt right in the middle of the street staring at me. we took off running Sooooooo fast. Got home and Relayed what happened. I am pretty sure we called the po-po
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Post by Druid-=DK1=- on Sept 23, 2005 18:30:38 GMT -6
I was riding 1 of my many dirtbikes ivhad, and i was having a blast riding though my woods, and mudding all that good stuff. Well my Ex-Stepdad got out the camera and was taking pics and iw as like cool, im n camera, well i was coming down one of my trails along side the house, well Idiot me, i was looking at the camera and not what was in front of me. I strayed a lil to the left of the trail, and from that i clipped a tree, it bent my(all part on left side) my hand under the cluthc, and my foot under the peg, and i was flung one way whil the bike went the other, nuttin got broke, well i think i fractued my foot, cause it was swollen BIG and i could walk on it for a few weeks, and instead of running to see if i was ok my Ex-Stepdad ran to the bike, and i was like WTF? i jus hit a tree and he is worried about my bike.
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