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[Echo]

cooperkhan said:

Well I've shot my fair share of dogs in the past. The "wild dogs" around here sometimes interbreed with coyotes and the offspring are pretty aggressive towards baby deer and baby cows. I've shot quite a few dogs and "coydogs" that were harrassing my dad's cow herd.

The most memorable time was when I nailed 3 out of a 4 dog pack. I had my Marlin Bolt Action .22 Magnum (nice gun, stainless steel, synthetic stock, bull barrell...I digress). I saw these two dogs in a field, shot one which started spinning in circles, another one came up out of the creek bed and I shot it and it dropped, and the 3rd one was on the run when I nailed it and it started spinning. I shot it again, then jacked a fresh round in and shot the first that was still spinning. The 4th one made it to the woods right as I got it in my scope. This probably all happened in under 5 or 6 seconds, and I was pretty amazed at my speed and skill, lol ........ AKA LUCK!

Anyway, before anyone gets mad and calls me a dog murderer, these were NOT pet dogs, but mangy, nasty, skinny mutts who had missing fur and were so thin you could see their bones under their skin and they were about half wild and had been harrassing the baby calves.

So they must not have tasted too good?

My bow trophy was a pet dog but it was chasing deer. So, it's all good. Right? I should have had the taxidermist mount it.

[Cooperkhan]

Naw, they were stringy and slightly gamey. Should have let 'em age longer.

[toXic]

So, do you think writing a paper using a ton of bible references will go over good with an atheist professor? I hope so...

[Lilgurl~DK1~]

Lol yup that plan is fool proof toxy woxy

[Cooperkhan]

I loved messing with professors/instructors in college, especially if I was trying to prove their points wrong when I absolutely knew they were.

In my Abnormal Psychology course there was a question on an exam that was obviously worded wrong, and when I confronted the instructor about it he said we could talk about it in his office after class two days later. When I went to him after class and asked if he was ready to discuss it he told me no and walked away. I had zero respect for him after that, he just couldn't admit he was wrong.

So, go for it Tox. Don't be ashamed of your beliefs.

[Echo]

Unless you believe the opposite of me... then be ashamed.

[Cooperkhan]

That's a given. Didn't figure it was worth bringing up since everyone already knows that.

[toXic]

I did it. I am thinking its a "C" paper. Just couldnt get it going like I do on normal papers.

[bulletmagnet]

sorry

[ASOKHAN~DK1~]

Yeah i have several weird professors this semester. Notably My American Nat'l Gov. professor. Apparently she has some sort of compulsive disorder where she cries uncontrollably when lecturing us about the government every day. And i mean every day. On the bright side, it usually wastes about 15-20 minutes every class period. So it might be worth having to deal with it. lol

[Echo]

Pregnant?

[biø]

I was going to say that to Echo.

other possibilities:

husband/boyfriend left her
wife/girlfriend left her
family member died
a midget was pinching the back of her arm at the time
she got someone else pregnant

[bulletmagnet]

adf

[toXic]

I think my english professor is a bigger basket case than that person.

Every where he goes, he has to be in front of the pack. If you are walking in the hall, he will run to pass you. He also is constantly gnawing at his index finger knuckle. Enough to even make it bleed. He also wears a fanny pack.

Also, he always gets two bananas at lunch and diner. And, he always says while laughing, "One for now, and one for later, Muahaha".

[Lilgurl~DK1~]

Maybe he is a monkey/teacher Hybrid?